Types of Women

HARD-DISK Woman

She remembers everything, FOREVER.


RAM Woman

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


WINDOWS Woman

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.


EXCEL Woman

They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.


SCREENSAVER Woman

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!


INTERNET Woman

Difficult to access.


SERVER Woman

Always busy when you need her.


MULTIMEDIA Woman

She makes horrible things look beautiful.


CD-ROM Woman

She is always faster and faster.


E-MAIL Woman

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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